Everything's Coming Up Lasers

dasboo:

In all honesty, I just felt like doodling a cat with a monocle.

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mirandaadria:

pigeonredd:

hobbitfeminism:

blowhan:

potatobeenz:

You get home from a long day at work and turn on the TV. It’s been a long week, so you think to yourself- maybe i’ll take the family to a movie on Saturday. Maybe we’ll even go on a vacation soon! We could visit museums and go to plays and see all sorts of fun attractions. 

When you turned the TV on, nothing happened. There are no actors to entertain you. 
When you went to the movie theater, nothing was showing. There were no advertisements to tell you that anything was showing, so you went to the theater to find out. Nothing playing. There is no one to film and create movies for you. Well at least your vacation will be fun, right? Not like there will be any plays to see and there won’t be anything in the art museums. 
Well at least you have the shack you are living in that you made out of cardboard and sheets.

Not like you could find an architect to build you a house with all the money you’re making as an engineer. 

bless

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

THERE WOULD BE NO ROAD SIGNS OR INFORMATIONAL BROCHURES

THERE WOULD BE NO GODDAMN KEYS ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP

I WOULD PUNCH YOU IN THE FUCKING FACE BUT WITHOUT GRAPHIC DESIGN HOW WOULD I LEARN TO DO THAT

lol I guess that community college that was completed fairly recently by my dad a county down built itself

thanks nbc

I just sent this tweet to NBC.

@NBCNews If these majors are so useless, then who designed the graphic used to announce this on your show?

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luciuspimpcane:

14arianagrande14:

popelizbet:

thefictionalcharacter:

azkabanescapee:

I’ll go home now.

I couldn’t even attempt to try to resist. This just had to happen.

PUNNNNNSSSSS

Oh look you made a punny. BAHAHAJSBASKAJSKFJBASDFBBAJSD

can you tell we haven’t had a book or a movie or anything in a while.

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thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: dpaf]

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